LOST
BALLS
“Holy shit. What a stupid way to die.”
— Stripe, Pro V1x, cold open
LOST BALLS
At Greenview Country Club, every golf ball, tee, flagstick, and bunker rake is alive. The members are oblivious. Together, they have to stop a private-equity prick from turning the back nine into pickleball courts.
STRIPE: “Tweet! Tweet, bitch!”
CAP 18: (rolls his eyes)
South Park meets Caddyshack by way of Smiling Friends.
The hook of the show: the equipment talks.







The members are oblivious. That’s the joke.







$250,000.
We’re raising $250K to create and distribute an adult animated series — and to scale it into multiple monetization channels.

Golf is having a moment.
It’s happening on YouTube — not TV.
Per David Hyland, The Business of Golf (Nov 2025): Good Good draws 1–2M views per video. Rick Shiels routinely outperforms PGA Tour highlights. The median Golf Channel viewer is 64.



April 2026: DeChambeau (2.6M), Horvat (1.6M), and the Bryan Bros (800K+) merged into Source Golf — a single ad network backed by David Blitzer’s Bolt Ventures.
Adult animation is hot.
Golf has no show.
Football has Ballers. Basketball has Winning Time. Soccer has Ted Lasso.
Golf has 90 minutes of pre-shot routines. Meanwhile, the YouTube-to-streaming pipeline for adult animation is no longer a theory — it’s a documented path.
Five proofs. Same pattern.
These aren’t theories. Five real companies have already run the exact play we’re running.

“I was born to fly,
bitches.”
— Stripe, first tee, pilot episode
Source Golf just bundled DeChambeau, Horvat, and the Bryan Bros into a unified ad network. Creator Sports Capital exists. Hazbin’s path from YouTube to A24 is documented. The audience is there. The format is proven. The IP is built.
Lost Balls is the series this audience hasn’t been given yet. Let’s give it to them.
Parody is the bait.
Partnership is the hook.
Feature a real creator as a Lost Balls character. They post about it. Their fans show up. The parody travels. The partnership distributes.
Ship shorts. Learn fast. Double down.
Start where production risk is lowest and the algorithm is most generous. Let the data tell us which format to scale.
Same beat as Smiling Friends’ early Adult Swim shorts (~11 min, sub-$2M season 1).
Helluva Boss model: YouTube-native mid-form with a rabid fanbase before any streamer touched it.
Hazbin’s exact arc: indie YouTube pilot → A24 + Amazon two-season order.
Five revenue lines. One trajectory.
Each line has a precedent already doing it at scale. We’re not inventing the model — we’re stacking the strongest version of each.
AdSense → Brand deals → Merch flywheel → Streaming pickup → IP licensing → Exit.
Who’s behind it.
Final bios to be inserted before send.